20 Dec

Debating Dr Laura Schlesinger

Dr Laura Schlessinger (”Dr Laura”) broadcasts a 3 hour long, radio program each weekday on a network of over 500 radio stations in the U.S. and Canada and has an estimated audience of 20 million people. She holds a Ph.D. in physiology (study of the functions of living matter), not psychology as some assume.

 

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger has said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response was posted on the internet and is best regarded as an essay clearly meant for a wider audience than just Dr Laura. It is a general reminder that many belief systems pick and choose their way through biblical teachings in determining what is “right” and “wrong”. Authorship has been attributed to several, but remains unconfirmed.

Dear Dr. Laura:

 

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination… End of debate.

 

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God’s Laws and how to follow them.

 

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

 

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

 

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

 

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbours. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

 

5. I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath.Exodus 35:2. Clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

 

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this? Are there ‘degrees’ of abomination?

 

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle- room here?

 

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

 

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

 

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16.Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

 

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help.

 

Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan.

01 Sep

Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

Beck has been spewing crazy accusations for a while now, well, now that I think about it, he didn’t go full retard until about November 3rd. But some of the craziness has even carried over, take this excerpt from a questionnaire distributed by the RNC:

picture-5911

So it seems that if you preface a rediculous claim with “Some are saying…” that makes it instantly true.

Well, from what I’ve heard, Some are saying that in 1990 Glenn Beck raped and murdered a 12 year old girl. Now, Glenn hasn’t really come out to dispute this even though there is no evidence that he did, but his choice to ignore the issue rather than address it and dispell the rumor could only mean one thing. Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.
Read the rest of this entry »

19 Aug

Driver refuses to do her job


ffc0nkMan. Christians seem more and more insecure about their beliefs. Not that she just doesn’t like the advertisement, it’s that it’s a personal offense to her.

I’ll bet she’d have no problem forcing an atheist to drive a bus with a Church advertisement on the side…
Read the rest of this entry »

08 Aug

Stooping to the TeaBaggers level

I’m sickened by what the Teabaggers have been doing to the health care reform town hall meetings around the country. Their strategy of disrupting civil debate is immature and anti-democratic. “Stand up and shout then sit right back down” is not a debate tactic, it’s what my 3 year old niece does when she doesn’t want to finish her carrots. “Rock-the-boat” and “Look for opportunities to yell” are strategies for preventing a free-throw from being made, not a way to engage in public discourse. In order to halt and eventually kill health care reform, Teabaggers have been instructed to act like children. Children who show no respect for anybody.

I was thinking about this and decided that maybe I need to address the Teabaggers how the Teabaggers have decided to address others. Maybe I need to show them the same level of respect they’re showing. Maybe I need to speak their language. Stooping to their level might be the only way to get through to them.

*Sigh*. Alright then. I’m not proud of what I’m about to do, but if the Teabaggers are going to act like children, perhaps they need to be scolded like children…
Read the rest of this entry »

06 Aug

Advertisers drop Glenn Beck


proggirlFinally there is some hope for this country. Beck spends his time spewing hate speech and under the 1st Ammendment, he’s entitled to do so. BUT, you can’t expect to say whatever you want without there being some kind of fallout. Three advertisers, that’s right, the people that pay the bills so Glenn can keep working, have pulled their ads over his latest ranting. We can only hope this is just the begining of people getting tired of the missinformation and rediculas rantings coming from Fox News.


Read the rest of this entry »