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Beck has been spewing crazy accusations for a while now, well, now that I think about it, he didn’t go full retard until about November 3rd. But some of the craziness has even carried over, take this excerpt from a questionnaire distributed by the RNC:

So it seems that if you preface a rediculous claim with “Some are saying…” that makes it instantly true.

Well, from what I’ve heard, Some are saying that in 1990 Glenn Beck raped and murdered a 12 year old girl. Now, Glenn hasn’t really come out to dispute this even though there is no evidence that he did, but his choice to ignore the issue rather than address it and dispell the rumor could only mean one thing. Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

Strangely Google seems increasingly convinced that Glenn+Beck+raped+and+murdered+a+young+girl+in+1990. I often find Google to be quite accurate on these matters. The evidence is almost compelling, since it’s impossible to prove otherwise.


Some other sources claim that Glenn Beck may be responsible for the rape and murder of a girl in 1990. Classic Glenn Beck style reasoning suggests that he is responsible for clearing his name of these atrocious acts. A new site “exists to probe the vicious rumour that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.”

Here is some of the evidence:

• Why haven’t we had an official response to the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990? (source)
• Some say he ate her remains in a drug-filled pagan ceremony. Some say. (source)
• “R” is for radical “A” is for astronaut “P” is for paper “S” is for super-douche “T” well, I don’t have that yet, but if I did, this would spell “rapist” (source)
• Fox News Poll: Should Glenn Beck deny rape allegations? Vote Now! (source)
• Omg I cant find a single entry/item/article ANYWHERE that says Mr. Beck is not a rapist. (source)
• He has exposed himself as a guy over and over again who has a deep seeded [sic] hatred for consensual sex or the “No Means No” culture, I don’t know what it is. I’m not saying he doesn’t like consensual sex, I’m saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe a rapist. (source)

Visit: The Official Site About The Controversy (origin)

Note: This is satire/parody, but a valid example of the fallacious reasoning Beck is known for.