23
Apr
The police officers beg and plead for the man to put on his robes, but all the Naked Wizard wants to do is be free of his wizard sleeves and hang in the breeze. He throws his colorful garb onto the grass.
“It doesn’t have to stop,” the Naked Wizard says.
“I’ll tell you what,” the cop says. “You can have a great time — but you can have an even better time if you put your clothes on…Can I get them for you?”
The officer grabs the gown and tosses to the Naked Wizard, but he casts it away again. Then the cops put on their rubber gloves, and things get ugly.
Herewith, the best Tasering video since “Don’t Tase me bro!”
WATCH (Video contains Naked Wizard nudity):
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17
Apr
You know what’s great?
Unicorns.
In fact, unicorns are freakin’ AWESOME. And you know why? Because once you accept one into your life, they provide you with a lifetime membership into the Beer, Massage, Chocolate and Steak club. Have you not heard about the beer, massage and steak club? Well, let me tell you all about it - it doesn’t matter if you don’t like beer, or steak, or chocolate, or massages - whichever one you like, you get 24 hours a day for the rest of your life. And if you like all four or any combination of them, well… You’re in luck! Because That’s what the rest of your eternity will be - massages (happy ending or not, your choice), steak cooked just the way you want it, chocolate of any sort coated in any topping (or as a topping on anything you want), and any beer ever made or ever conceptualized, always on tap and never flat. And to get all of this, all you have to do is accept a unicorn into your life.
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13
Apr
This one was so much fun we had tell the story again.
In July og ‘06 I was listening to the radio on my way to work and the DJ was talking about a video of a Marine singing a song. He said that he couldn’t find the video anywhere so he asked for help from the listeners. Since I’m always eager to help I did some searching when I got to work, found the video, and posted it on one of my websites. I sent this link to the DJ and he thanked me for helping him out and gave my website a shout out.
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13
Apr
Paying the tab at Tilted Kilt
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11
Apr
If you’re a product of the American public school system and are reading this article without difficulty, congratulations: You’re one of the lucky ones. Even if you have successfully run the gauntlet of mediocrity and social engineering that U.S. education represents, chances are you have been given little instruction in the finer points of grammar. But don’t worry (not that you would). You’re not alone.
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